Or...The longest post in the history of blogs.

I love creams, lotions, natural perfumes and essential oils. However, I've never talked about why I became so drawn to the fragrant lotions and potions that are a major part of my life. The other day painful realizations and memories began to work their way a little closer to the forefront of my mind. Not that I'd forgotten them completely, but they just resurfaced in a more pressing way.
Between the ages of five and thirteen I lived aboard a thirty-seven foot sail boat. There are lots of details, but I'll save them for another time and try to stay on the bath/shower track.
Bath time for small children living aboard a sailboat can be a lot of fun. Standing naked knee-deep in a canning kettle filled with hot water heated in a coffee pot seemed like some adventure straight out of Little House On The Prairie! Jumping overboard with a bottle of detergent (Joy lathers in salt water) with your little brother and splashing around getting clean didn't seem like taking a dumb old bath at all! Even racing up on deck to get a fresh water rinse off during a rainstorm is thrilling to a seven year old, but trust me, once early puberty hits and you have to go to school in the morning...the thrill is gone.
We were living at a marina in Annapolis, Maryland when my body changed. I was ten years old, one of the few girls with breasts, a period and no indoor plumbing. We took our showers at the local recreation center. And therein lies the rub (I love Clive Owen). The problem was that the recreation center was located right next to my school and where all the boys played basketball early in the morning. Walking past boys in my class while holding my towel and giving the attendant fifty cents so I could clean up prison style (5 nozzles on the wall, no stalls) while fearing that one of my flat chested female classmates might walk in and see not only my breasts, but my new and embarrassing pubic hair, caused me a great deal of dreading the mornings stress. I began to devise all kind of ways to spare myself the potential for public shower humiliation.
I had close girlfriends, but I had too much pride to ask to use their showers and because of the attention I had begun attracting from older boys, my friendships with the girls seemed tense anyway. So I did things like wash my hair in the sink at the marina, gave myself quick sponge baths, covered myself from head to toe in baby powder and since I had recently noticed that everyone else's clothes seemed to be softly scented by fabric softener (which we didn't use) I began spraying all of my clothes with Right Guard deodorant. I did my best to stay on top of my routine, but I was only ten after all, so some days I just assumed I was OK and skipped the whole thing.
One day while sitting outside with a male classmate discussing which girls and guys would make a good match, I mentioned my new obsession with older Puerto Rican men who I had recently learned all wore sexy open silk shirts and had chest hair (?). Since there were no Puerto Rican men attending Green Street Elementary School and perhaps not even one in the whole town, my short for his age friend asked me who else I "liked".
I confessed that if I had to choose a boy from our school that it would certainly be tall George Irving, who I was positive had crushed on me big time a few months before. He agreed that everyone knew George had really liked me. I wondered aloud why George had never said anything or asked me to "go out" with him, which would have meant sitting together at the picnic table during recess.
My friend was quiet for a long moment and I realized he was actually going to answer to my rhetorical question! I loved that I was going to get some insight into the minds of ten and eleven years old boys, which would surely help me should any sexy Puerto Rican men with chest hair suddenly arrive on the scene. He looked away and softly said, "Laura, you're really pretty, but all the guys say you smell."
I was so surprised that he actually confirmed by biggest and thus most often dismissed fear, that I couldn't even react at first. I was quiet on the outside, but on the inside I felt a surge of rage and humiliation that I just wasn't equipped to deal with. It seemed so unfair! First, I blamed my parents. After all, who signs up to live on a boat and make their kids take showers at the recreation center anyway? Then I was furious at myself for not being diligent enough in my baby powder/sponge bath routine which evolved to me being enormously pissed off at my body for changing and getting me into this mess in the first place. My friend said he was sorry to hurt my feelings and I did what any humiliated and suddenly self loathing girl would do. I said "fuck you" as I walked away.
He did what any ten year old boy who had gone from having a nice conversation with a girl who he really "liked" to being told "fuck you" in a matter of five minutes would do. He angrily shouted, "Well, it's true! You stink and we can smell you got your period!"
I wish I could say that this incident led to me talking to my parents about buying a house with a shower and we all moved in and lived happily ever, but no such luck. I became even more nervous about smelling clean and my routine became more complicated and involved. I stole money from my mom's purse to buy "good shampoo" and Babe perfume. I knew that a real shower rather than sponge baths and perfume was the way to go, but I just couldn't bring myself to endure the humiliation of showering before or after school at the recreation center. Especially since, to add insult to injury, rumor had it that one of the boys had seen my naked dad showering in flip-flops (or as he called them...shower clogs). OH!MY!GOD! I wanted to die. Today you'd be hard pressed to find a place where men shower openly next to boys peeing in urinals, but this was 1979-80. It was my bad luck to hit puberty in more open times.
I also wish I could say that being told I smelled was a one time thing, but the next year, while standing in line talking to Andrew Gebhardt, who I did not have a crush on, but who I respected enormously for being smart, it happened again. In the middle of my juicy story about so and so "calling Mrs. Campbell a b-i-t-c-h" Andrew pulled away and said "Phew! You stink!". I said never mind about my juicy scoop and turned away. Andrew immediately said he was sorry, which as an adult, I can see was kind for a fifth grade boy, but at the time made me feel even more embarrassed. I was spared being teased or made fun of, but somehow it seemed worse that most people did like me and felt bad when it slipped out that I smelled. I felt so powerless and angry about our living circumstances. I had a very bad year. I went from being voted the class representative on the Human Relations Committee (I was known for being nice and fair) to being a bully who took out her rage on smaller boys.
Finally, we moved and eventually, when I turned thirteen, my parent's divorced and we wound up living in an apartment with a shower and bathtub. I continued stealing money (sorry mom) for bath and body products and certainly overdid the hard core scrubbing hoping to be as clean as everyone else. I was enormously (and still am) self conscious of not being considered clean, but after the comments from girlfriends about how I always had the best smelling lotions became regular and guys (including one silk shirted sexy Puerto Rican!) always said my hair smelled great, I began to feel better and considered my Annapolis humiliations a thing of the past.
However, the ghost still remained. I ended up owning a shop that specialized in naturally made bath and body products, became an aromatherapist, and could probably start a second store with all of the products I have in my bathroom right now. Yesterday, I realized that even though I have all the tools, I still feel like that ten year old (pictured above, attempting to look cool and thinking/hoping she looked at least 18) standing by the marina sink creatively pouring swiped vanilla extract all over herself in the hopes that she'd smell kind of edible and not so obviously overly perfumed.
I realized that it is her voice I hear every time I leave the house and dab on a little more essential oil or lotion. She's over protective and especially concerned that since I've gained weight that people might assume I'm unclean, so she insists on one more spritz of bergamot body mist or on bad days, a second shower. She's just trying to spare me from further humiliation and her heart is the right place, but I had a long talk with her yesterday. It sucked for both of us, but I told her it's time we realized that twenty eight years ago is a long time and the hurt can finally be packed away with about half of the body products taking up space in the bathroom, linen closet, file cabinet and jewelry boxes around here.
Whew, it feels good to finally, after all these years, feel clean.
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